Tuesday, February 26, 2008

AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling hot water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4. If you have a bad cough, take A large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.
5. You only need two tools in life - WD 40 & Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD 40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the Duct Tape.
6. Remember everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:
Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

Alright maybe I shouldn't take credit something this bad, but sometimes these things just make sense.

I really like the Internet. I enjoy sending and receiving emails. Spam even interest me, but it's usually just junk and sometimes pure trash. But I can push the delete button as good as anybody.

I look at the Internet as a tool that God has given me to use. I can communicate with literally hundreds of people with the click of a button. I could never tell my story to that many people one on one.

I want to use it more effectively. I want to hear back regarding some of the comments I make. I want to challenge people to "think". I want to dare people to "tell me what they are thinking". The bottom line is I want to hear from you. I want to challenge you as a man to start talking to me on this blog. The only rules are to not be vulgar or intolerant of others. If you are easily offended then you might not want to be apart of this. It’s a gutsy kind of thing I’m asking you to do. Can you do it?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi, i chanced upon your blog through the Blogger homepage and find your blog to be quite interesting. God bless.

Lee Martin said...

Daniel nothing ever happens by "chance". But I'm glad tyou stopped by, come back often.

Bob said...

Thanks, Lee. You made me laugh. That get's my Tuesday off to a great start. Plus I will have to remember and practice your words of wisdom. Thanks again.

Anonymous said...

Love ya man - was going to come to the dinner tonite but wife had school and I forgot. kevin

Anonymous said...

Ok Lee. We'll see if it works this time. I called Kevin tonight and we had a nice little chat! He is such a nice friend/guy! I'll see you Tuesday morning. LeRoy